The Grim Raptor?

Not unexpected. This is the time of year that storms in Brussels sprout.

And Casey would constantly try — he tried to push Yogi back to the lineup after an injury on two occasions. "You know, we need you. What's the matter with you?" And he even — one of the players told me that Casey had talked him into needling Yogi to try to get him back in the lineup. I mean, that's a hell of an…

Noticing the pain would require them getting up from in front of their computers.

The Ugly Doucheling

Rutherford wasn't a sexy pick, or even one that was much talked-about, and the reason for that is that he probably isn't a very good one

The judge misunderstood the answers.

It's nothing new.

The project fell apart when they couldn't calculate Bartolo Colón's value over replacement burrito because of Russell's paradox.

The WSJ tweet is a typo. It's supposed to say "by making more Americans."

They'll change 2017 as well. We've already had a Super Bowl LI:

Technically, no. The First Amendment to the US Constitution only protects you against government action, but free speech as a concept is broader. That doesn't mean that, as spelled out elsewhere in this thread, there aren't limits on it, or that this idiot's free speech trumps his employer's right to fire him. But…

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They are feud propellant. Ego lubricant. Complete and utter bullshit. And they've been around for so long now that no one even knows why they're kept in service beyond the immature fear that the world would screech to halt without them.

Previously, forgetting to withdraw was Marino's biggest accident.

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Dick Joke: [shrinks away]

Given the amount of alcohol often consumed, many wedding nights are menaced by collapsing dicks.

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