SeriousWhimsy
SeriousWhimsy
SeriousWhimsy

Can't we have both?

Before deciding, keep in mind your choice completes the sentence "I went to look at a picture of Rob Ryan dancing and now I feel ________"

Not the first anthem-shredding this year.

StrategicDatingCoach may be technically unlicensed, but I'm sure he's been cited many times.

I think he was just calling in a suicide squeeze.

Just a bunch of Pirates showing their pegs.

Ted Williams, 2558 A.D.

Hard to believe, but he had trouble finding lawyers that would represent him in this. /nojoke

Well, that's certainly some fapping material for Darren Rovell in the top picture.

That's just the extra effort to show her she's special.

And, as usual, "doing all the work" is guy-talk for "sat here on my ass and opportunity literally fell in my lap."

Yeah, they really dodged that silver bullet.

Seeing it in real life the detailing of the anal rash will amaze you.

Gaffney moons your mockery.

Well, you can actually keep it up after the conviction, because the legal system has jackshit to do with this. As for people thinking you're an ass, however, that's another story.

Research helps.

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again."