I think it referred to the 400 hp, but are they gonna rename it every time there’s a bump?

Anything on twitter is suspect, but maybe this is a double negative and therefore checks out.

They didn’t say which 40 hours...

And their dog, too!

How old is that lead pic where gas is $1.04/gal?

I always thought it was weird that fuel was so scarce yet everyone was hauling ass in hot rods.

Defending yourself from criminals = good

I’ve seen it happen where it did spray gas everywhere. I guess it depends where the hose detaches.

I’d rather eat a couple of legs than 4 wings. Wings feel like more sauce than meat to me.

Are there any stats on how many police shootings of POC are perpetrated by non-white officers? Or any data that shows a possible correlation between percentage of non-white officers in a particular city/county and “negative encounters” between police and citizens?

The categories are vague enough to include a variety of sex toys:

Our work is guaranteed...(until we leave the property)!

Wake up, sheeple!!!

If you mess up, do they hold you hostage on the boat until your boss coughs up the money?

This is why you always spring for the insurance.

Wait til you see what a U-Haul costs in Hawaii next month!

Sweet fancy Moses!

Is it really that hard to drink a milkshake through a paper straw?

#lifedeathgoals