My first response upon seeing the title was “inject it directly into my veins!” But then I came to my senses and realized that would be really dumb...because how would I taste it?

$66 million?! Who knew it paid so well to be Megan Fox’s stunt double?

I’ve done several beer miles and wasn’t aware of the 5% ABV requirement. I thought I was smart going with Michelob Ultra (AKA water), but it sounds like I should’ve been DQ’d...not that I won.

My roommate and I used to each have our own subscription to GMHTP so we wouldn’t have to share it! I kept years worth of issues stacked in my closet to refer back to occasionally before most of the content was available online. I still subscribe to several other titles even though I can see it all on their websites.…

I used to work with that guy. At my current job I seem to work with his brother.

My Dad used to safety pin his socks in pairs when he washed them. He had obviously had enough of that bullshit.

No, I believe the reason that I have never lost a 10mm tool is that I, Matt Brown, am a wizard liar.

Ketchup/mustard sandwiches here.

Yeah, I’ve got another year or so of Chevy High Performance that I won’t see. At least my Hot Rod subscription is still good. Several of those other titles are ones that I grab for a flight or randomly if the cover catches my eye. Hopefully they’ll stick around on the web at least.

Slow down, that’s next week’s Salty letter.

Some (many) of these Salty questions are so pointless that I can’t even imagine the ones that weren’t deemed fit to print.

I get why they make this car, but not why they spent millions of dollars certifying it for sale here. I wonder how they got that past accounting.

Another commenter shared this. The system does not block “PIG.”

I guess I’m a purist because I think there are too many flavors of Oreos (and m&ms while we’re talking about it). Don’t get me wrong, I’ve tried and enjoyed many of the varieties, but at some point you stray too far from the original formula and end up with something else.

12 packets? In my experience I always end up with 3 or 4 packets to go with a whole order of fries. Asking for extra might net me a total of 6.

Lesson learned: don’t eat lettuce!

As noted security expert Rudy Giuliani once said, “Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.”

At that point I don’t think it really matters.

This guy gets it.