I’m not a vengeful person, but I really wonder if I would have the restraint in that situation (parent of victim) to sit by while the perpetrators go unpunished.

How was maintenance on it with daily use?

Don’t forget your Detroit Tigers cap!

My bias as an 80s kid is showing, but to me this is the best looking Ferrari there is. The multi-million dollar 60s racecars are nice looking, and I should probably like the Testarossa and Enzo more, but blame it on Magnum, the 308 hits that sweet spot of clean/simple design and instant recognition as a “Ferrari.”

Nice try, Ronald!

I wonder why Kat Dennings is modeling the Not-Star Wars costumes.

What year was the oldest staff member involved in this list born?

I mean part of me is jealous, but mostly I can’t even comprehend what that kind of ability would be like.

I’ve given white people Mahogany cards (I’m also white) because the message inside was so good. Also, I tend to go with the first or second card I read regardless.

Maybe he just got out of the pool.

I haven’t taken a nap since I was in kindergarten.

Since he only started one year in college, he has a lot less miles than those glory boys!

Drew, you’re off the hook on the D’Arby murder. According to Wikipedia he’s already “dead.”

Could’ve left off “probably”

I had a 94 Yukon with about 180K problem-free miles, plus several work trucks from that era that were abused and nearly bulletproof. The performance and comfort/features don’t compare to newer trucks of course, but they were very dependable.

I had one of these (94 Yukon GT) and it even had a 5-speed manual. I wish there was a modern equivalent.

Not to open a can of worms on the whole gun control debate, but should we really be selling guns to blind people?

That assumes anyone is actually running things...

I vote Bloody Mary since there is usually actual food in it.

Yeah man, that shit lasts forever!