No, the bill clearly states that little six-year old Suzy Wasserman from Des Plaines is being handed an AK-47, a parachute, and hurled from a plane directly into a war zone. It’s pretty rough stuff.

i am not here to argue that an animal’s life is greater than a human’s, but

If Disney knew there were (or could be) alligators in the water, posting a “No Swimming” sign is WOEFULLY inadequate at a resort that caters to small children. Alligators can leave the water. The entire shore should have been roped off to keep people away. “No Swimming” could mean nothing more than, “we don’t have a…

The toddler wasn’t swimming. Wading isn’t swimming. I’ve seen areas where wading is okay, but swimming isn’t, and the signs say so. And I’ve seen signs that say no wading, no swimming, do not enter. I can easily see how this happened, and I don’t blame the parents.

Southern thing. I grew up in the midwest. While visiting my ex’s parents in FL, they had to tell me to stay the fuck away from the lagoons, ditches, all bodies of water near their retirement community. Yes, there were “no swimming” signs, but I didn’t think twice about walking along the edge of the water. Us…

Yeah, people from Florida and near Florida keep saying things like, “Everyone knows every body of fresh water, even a ditch, can have alligators in it! They should have known the danger!”

If deadly animals are in the immediate area, you should tell tourists from out of town.

I think that might be a southern thing. I’m from the Northeast, grew up on Cape Cod, and if I saw a “No Swimming” sign I would assume it was because of strong currents or no lifeguard. Never in a million years would it occur to me that I shouldn’t swim because I might get EATEN!

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

My theory is that Victoria’s Secret went bankrupt ages ago, but Leo keeps them afloat as a front for his matchmaking services (provided only to him).

I love this quote.

I’m okay with anything that will bring back io9 TV recaps.

Thank you for the best, most perfectly worded comment about this situation.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

step away from the triggers man.

thats cool for you but a lot of us have really fucked up our life with weed. this “it’s harmless because i only eat when i smoke it hahahah” narrative sucks

I think a common misconception among people who don’t have kids or don’t wanna have kids is that when you become a parent you are throwing your life away. Please remember that all parents lived a single lifestyle at some point in their life. Those that planned their pregnancies were ok with giving up that lifestyle. I…

Honestly, it’s more likely to be you. I don’t have kids, but I can’t expect my friends with kids to have a life that allows them to find a sitter just to casually hang out with me. Sitters can be hard to coordinate and expensive. So, understand that your friends’ parties are going to suck now, so go, be social, then…

Yeah, but that’s true of young adults, the middle aged, and the elderly too.

i’m seriously concerned by America’s drug thing, booze, now pot. It’s possible to be sober and just deal with your shit.