To be fair-at Ohare every time you smile in front of them, they kill a puppy in front of you to wipe that shit off your face.

But it makes such a nice cement/dump/oil truck!

I do NOT understand why everyone hates on Rob's socks! Patterned socks are fun! And great when you work in a boring office and have to wear boring business casual! Kicky socks are totes hip in the HR world right now, yo.

aw i like those

Right? If my niece broke my arm I’d keep hugging her. Broken nose? It’s okay, sweetie, auntie wanted a nose job to fix that weird divet anyways. Accidentally slam my fingers in a door? Auntie still loves you, she just will never play piano again but it’s worth it because I LOVE YOU

Wow, just the multiple levels of entitlement at play here is amazing. Filmmaker being “oppressed” by a critic? Cry me a fucking river. The privilege of making and putting out your art goes hand in hand with criticism. Successful artists who whine about critics or the content of the criticism are the worst. Criticism…

“Quentin Tarantino is interviewed by Bret Easton Ellis”

Remember, this is the same God who once asked one of is followers to sacrifice his firstborn as a token of commitment to him, only to be like “SIKe, ya good” right when said follower was drawing his knife.

I wish we could focus less on things like “GMO free” and “organic” and more on the ingredients in our food. I’m lactose intolerant and following a fussy medical diet, so I’ve given it more thought lately. Garbage additives like whey and flour are in tons of things. Foods should be as few ingredients as possible, and…

The reason the kids were rapt with joy is that it’s very alienating, lonely, and stressful to be a little kid who can’t eat what the other kids eat. This article is shitty, mean, and weirdly unnecessary.

omg girl SIT BACK I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU!!! okay so meri was wife number 1, the legal wife. before she had children kody married janelle and then christine. they had 9,000 kids (meri only having one because of infertility issues) and lived basically all together in a modified house.

People who think you must, under all circumstances, immediately break up are by and large people who’ve never been in a very long relationship.

Actually, yes! They’re moderately edible now! They’re at least a step up from Pizza Hut and Papa John’s, which admittedly is like being the kindest guy at the Republican National Convention, but still.

... And stop asking me to rate everything, while you’re at it! All I did was buy a widget, so no, I don’t want to fill out a 5-page Surveymonkey form about my Customer Experience! I have no feelings about widgets, they’re just something I need for the home, and I have no feelings about whatever store I buy them from!…

what constitutes a popular family youtube channel

Bullying/stalking issues aside, I’m tired of being a product all the time. I mean, it’s annoying that browsing anything on Amazon or Ebay, or even mentioning anything that could be bought on Amazon or Ebay will give me Facebook ads for those things for months but even taxis, airplane seats, and gas pumps have auto…

I have surrounded myself with positive people for 34 years and I don’t plan on changing it now.

I agree, but I don’t think he is the loudest voice. The loudest voice was Amber Rose. Matt is just doing what we ask all allies to do. It seems like Jezebels need to spend sometime being an activist ally to understand that Matt is doing everything right. We need more feminist men like him.