Truth.

Being in a kitchen, one is expected to be superhuman. Fast, smart, laser-focusing all the stresses and anger of thousands of customers coming to eat your food (not to mention your own) into a goddamn miracle. Every hour. For up to 16 hours a day.

That’s annoying, but it’s a very common mistake. It’s like someone singing the wrong lyrics without thinking about what they’re saying. It sounds dumb, but it’s not worth the discussion at this point. It’s easily ignored.

Yeah I’m mixed Aboriginal but I definitely think the stylist not knowing my hair type played into my dissatisfaction with my most recent haircut. I have what we call a beaver tail (basically my hair grows in a particular pattern because it sheds water.) and so he cut in a way that works against my natural wave. If he…

Also, hair stylists don’t learn all the same basic rules FOR ALL HAIR TYPES, so minority women, specifically black women, ASK FIRST if they have anyone who knows how to do black hair. Most black women will know by the age of 15 where we should go to get that good good, but if you’re in another town for some reason and…

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

Maybe this would’ve gone differently if she’s been a subscriber to dollar shave club. I feel like I’m stealing razors every month.

OMFuckingG. Those daily/nightly phone calls. Years ago before everyone had cell phones I had a BF who insisted on a nightly phone call because we were BF/GF. Some nights I’d come home from work or school, tired to the bones and wanting to just collapse in bed or vegetate in front of the TV. But first that fucking,…

Bottom line, CCS, 10, 15, 20 years from now (or maybe even sooner) you will wonder why you pressed so hard on this. You will have met someone new who “no one will compare to in your eyes,” and you will feel stupid for pressing your old friend so hard on trying to stay together. In fact, you will try to downplay the…

Here’s my 45-year-old take:

For F__KS sake TAKE THE DAMN LEAVE!

If you are curious about the female point of view, I used to know a guy like the room-mate, constant parade of girls. We had a fuck buddy thing happening then too. Maybe I hang out and we watch anime, maybe we do the thing. Never meant more or expected more from it, and got pretty much what I expected. I never took…

Plus, good luck tracking down a bunch of randos who are only tied together by the fact that they happened to be driving one of the most trafficked highways in the country on a Wednesday.

If vegans eat their own, are they still vegan?

Yeah, just be careful about buying an ice cream cone for the sad kid.

I was pleasantly surprised by this...”game”. I’m a massive potter nerd. Started reading the first book when I was 11 back in 97, went on a potter UK tour, studio tour all that jazz.

I always get Ravenclaw my wife always gets Hufflepuff, it drives her fucking nuts

To be fair, overalls are a reliable way to prevent pickpocketing, since they give people the impression that you don’t own much other than a banjo, a pocketwatch that belonged to your estranged uncle/father, and a past due mortgage on a double-wide trailer.

I really want to know what she’s saying.....

I want to believe that she’s about to explain String Theory in a manner that involves unopened 80's GI Joes.

Can I just say that My Young Auntie is the weirdest, most wonderful film ever? Kara Hui is fantastic in every possible sense. Speaking of sense, the movie abandons any pretense at actually making sense, and the plot (such as it is) is meant to loosely string together as many different fight styles together with…