Oh, but how are you supposed to become a multi-billionaire if you don't stop giving your money away!?! Everyone knows that's what you're supposed to do, just build it up, use other people's money to make it big - ride the wave, catch the golden parachute, and do it again. /sarcasm.

There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

Yeah...it's one thing not to want to make out in public but—he NEVER holds your hand or puts a hand on your shoulder or anything? It's great you're being sensitive to his feelings, but there's got to be some vice versa here.

Hey, Rob. Thanks for using my Kvothe image. I'm as excited about this TV prospect as the rest of Pat's fans. I would, however, appreciate a credit link: http://www.artbykimkincaid.com/