This is bad advice. Don't hinder your own ability to survive a national emergency out of spite for the sitting president.

Still no Seattle team...Why...

Hey, educated guy: you responded to two different people.

Stabbing someone with a spoon sounds hard.

I did. It was only for a month or so, and they don't track your location, only how many miles you drive and how hard you apply the brakes. Got a pretty good discount that I'm still using.

I can see how this kind of setup would make teams reluctant to add women to their roster. When you force your (very young) players to live in a weird frat house, how do you go about adding women to the mix?

I like this.

Don’t be scared! Wig and extension technology is incredible now. My aunt has alopecia and always has the best hair at family gatherings.

I don’t think you understand the concept of a soft no. It’s not the word ‘no’ spoken softly.

Yeah, Mose is the showrunner. :)

Sounds like teen me was getting ripped off :)

Wow, the going rate has tripled since I was babysitting 15 years ago.

You tried to tell this story in a way that exculpated you, but you didn’t succeed. What a shitty thing for you to do.

I thought the point of checks was fraud protection. You use a check instead of sending cash in the mail, yes? And it sounds like it worked exactly as intended, since you got your money back.

I bought donuts for my office this morning. I paid $50 for two dozen. On the payment screen, the minimum tip shown was 20%, going up from there. I am not paying $10 for someone to put some donuts in a box. I tipped $2 and felt pretty generous.

Insanely dark chocolate is seen as manly in some cultures, because of the bitterness. For example, Japan.

I can’t think of a more efficient way to announce, “I am an American tourist, please try to rob me” than by wearing overalls.

Half the point of giving a kid a credit card is to help them build their credit score early. Cash doesn’t do that.

As far as the Santa Fe Women’s March goes...it sure sounds like the organizers did reach out to native women’s organizations and got no response from them. It also sounds like they invited native protestors to speak on the stage, day of, and were again rebuffed. I’m having trouble understanding what they did wrong.

Yes. One of my favorite things about that game!