"Even more harrowing, the victim claims that her attacker had drugged her and married her while drugged in 2013, meaning that even her marriage itself wouldn't have been consensual."

Why did the boat sink? What's the connection between sick kid and sinking boat?

This sounds intriguing. How do you sell real estate in a communist dystopia? Did the concept of private land ownership survive?

...What does any of this have to do with politics?

In what world is a shortened torso a good thing? My torso is short enough as it is.

For the first time, singles and pairs skaters will be allowed to perform competitively to music with audible lyrics.

My friends and I are doing an anti-prom Magic: the Gathering draft on Valentines Day. This consists of sitting around in formal outfits eating pizza and playing Magic while slow-dance jams from the 90s play from behind a crepe-festooned closed door.

I just bought a used "like new" copy on Amazon for $5 including shipping.

Heh, no worries. I can see now that I'm talking to a fellow game geek. :)
I'll keep thinking about it, and I'll let you know if I stumble upon anything.

Ah, yeah, that makes sense. The only thing I can think of in that case is last year's Forza game, which had a surprisingly robust open world component to it. I think you could get out of your car and walk around? You probably already know about that one though, heh. I find it really charming that your kid wants to…

GTA for kids exists, it's called Bully. You can get it on multiple platforms for a song.

Why do all mascaras have the worst names?

Yeah, it makes total sense that a drug that was tested to be as effective as possible for a white population would be most effective for a white population. I think the article has cause and effect mixed up.

Phoenix Wright has DLC?

I think what you meant to say was, "I didn't find the law all that inconvenient". All the examples you mention are examples of inconvenience that you're trying to downplay, not examples of how the law is in any way convenient.

I love how half the examples have literally nothing to do with the rabbit in any case.

This is relevant to me. I'm not menopausal yet, but I do have hypogonadism, which means I've been taking high-dose estrogen birth control since I was a teenager. Went in for my physical last week and my doctor said, "Yeah, it helps you absorb calcium and avoid osteoperosis later, but also, stroke and heart attack!"…

God, yes. I've gotten to the point where I cringe when well meaning people bring up "strong female characters" - because what that inevitably means is someone who kicks people really hard. "Strong" is a terrible adjective for a female character - imagine describing a male character as strong! It means nothing! I'd…

Not trying to denigrate your boyfriend here, but it sounds like he's saying, "We don't need feminism because I, Sadisticbeez's boyfriend, consider women equal." Well, that's great, but we have other issues than his personal thumbs-up, you know?