That's true, but I'm pretty sure that the target demographic is still men. I'm sure there are at least a few women out there who own one, though.

Dildos and fleshlights are equivalent toys, in my mind. Neither is creepy. Dolls are a little creepy and there really isn't a female corollary. It's basically a whole person replacement.

Phoenix Wright games are the best games, my favorite series on the DS. I'd recommend starting with the first one, you won't be disappointed.

Trucy Wright would beg to differ!

Your mother is a classy lady.

What do you mean, there are no fainting couches? What if I am overcome with hysteria?!

Geez, thank you. I've been trying to recall that term since I saw the headline.

My favorite was Jessica because she didn't take guff from anyone and was a double threat - healing and big damage with her hammer. Perhaps you could tell from my portrait.

And it has never occurred to you that most games, books, and movies having male leads might also be a problem?

50%? Do we live on the same planet? You cannot actually claim with a straight face that HALF of all games feature a female protagonist.

For some reason, the phrase "give her the D" or "slip her the D" or "feed her the D" really, really rankles me.

What a half-assed spoiler alert.

When have games ever thought about their audience as being teenage girls?

Also she becomes super wealthy.

I agree, I think it's a little cheesy that they've come out with an art book after only one mini-season. Does that mean I'm gonna have to buy a new art book every time a new season comes out?

"I don't know who's the bigger ass, this guy, or this woman who OBVIOUSLY saw how big of an ass he was and still decided to go out with him," said another.

That biscuit looks delicious.

There's already an artsy music-based game called Solace.

Could you be talking about the Glastonbury music festival? That's the Glastonbury in England, I'm afraid. :)

Glastonbury! This is my hometown! Nothing ever happens in my hometown!