Why is it such a big flipping deal to want a fast forward button on some games? I think that's a great idea. There are plenty of games that have come out in recent years that I've wanted to play, but I haven't played them because they blatantly do not value the player's time and force you to complete all sorts of…

The wind sounds make it seem freezing... I feel bad for the mama eagle.

"The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision."

The American Life League's slogan, "From creation to natural death", gives me chills. It sounds like the slogan of a violent fringe humanist group from a scifi novel that bombs hospitals and cybernetic clinics.

Something I've always wondered about fleshlights: does the silicone extend all the way down the shaft? Like, when I look at it I imagine that the silicone is just stretched over the top like saran wrap, but that doesn't seem like it would be very comfortable since for the most part you'd just be rubbing against the…

I've been in a similar situation, and I'm not going to tell you that you're a douchebag for feeling the way you do. I will say that you're not doing yourself or your girlfriend any favors by remaining in a relationship that no longer makes you happy.

Fame can do curious things to people. She may have been sweet-tempered while growing up, but after she became famous she was notorious for the terrible way she treated people. It wasn't like it was an isolated incident. It was a long history of maltreatment.

There should be some candidness about Whitney Houston. The counterbalance to her God-given talent as far as her legacy is concerned should not be the drug use, or her troubled love life and marriage to Bobby Brown—these are her private demons, and I for one would not judge her for that. Her widely-reported and…

There's a big difference between shaving completely and keeping things neat. If you use a trimmer or even some nail scissors, you can appear to be groomed without running into a problem with stubble.

Black licorice is disgusting. Guess I'll have to keep having sex.

I have read too many comments and now the word potato has officially lost its meaning.

I actually really liked the new brown M&M. She seems like a classy lady who isn't willing to let people talk down to her because she's brown. And really, it was the only color M&Ms had left to work with, so I don't feel like there's any objectification here.

How is this in any way compatible with getting a good night's sleep?

Oh, man, a cartography company. Do they wear powdered wigs and draw scary little dragons in the corners of their parchment maps? I honestly didn't know that old-school cartography and paying for maps was still a thing. Wasn't pretty much everything mapped in the Victorian era?

Did I miss the part where FlawedHero said anything even close to this?

The Smart Ones three cheese ziti marinara is actually really good. It's the only frozen dinner I like. Even looking at the righthand picture is making me kinda hungry.

Briar Rose looks pretty much the same.

That's very true! I think it also has something to do with the fact that our brains (and therefore our craniums) have grown exponentially faster than the width of our pelvises. We've become too smart to be birthed comfortably!

If you read the thread, you can literally see the point where the PR guy finally googles Penny Arcade and does a complete 180. The difference between the previous smug, dismissive email and the subsequent terrified, ass-kissing email is glorious to behold.

They have this. I believe it's called the Right of First Refusal or something like that. It's often used as a consolation prize or bargaining chip to make up for the fact that the publisher will almost certainly demand ownership of the IP unless the developer is already well-established.