@corpocracy: That is pretty cool! Thanks, everyone, for enlightening me.

I totally know how he feels. Once, when I was fighting some bandits, I went into VATS mode to deliver a couple of headshots from my shotgun...only to come back out to find out that loyal, stupid Dogmeat had leapt for the bandit's throat, directly into the path of my bullets.

I'm a little confused. If the game hasn't even entered beta, how can they justify selling it?

How on earth are you supposed to pronounce that name?

@jennifer16: I'm very sorry that this happened to you and your family. It seems to say more about the pathetic inability of the law to hold people who have already proven that they can't be trusted behind the wheel than anything.

@BrooklynKnight: Yep, that's definitely a rational response to someone alerting you to the fact that you almost ended their life by tossing a non-harmful magnet onto your precious snowflake of a car.

I definitely saw the fat pony from Hark! A Vagrant in the first panel, which is enough for me to give this webcomic a shot.

The reason retail has been around for thousands of years is that there was no other alternative. Seriously, shouldn't that be obvious?

@Toastie: This actually makes a lot of sense. I spent a semester in Japan and I noticed that my classmates seemed way more comfortable hanging out in the context of after school clubs (i.e., a structured, formalized setting) than they were just grabbing a bite to eat after class. Thanks for the informative reply,…

@Toastie: Now I'm curious. In what way are casual American friendships tragic to a Japanese mind?

@Byron Donovan: Truly, words of wisdom. It's the people WITHOUT any notable hobbies or interests that you have to watch out for. Those people...disturb me.

@64m30v3r: Generally kids don't care about old, rare games. If I were still a kid, I'd be way more excited about getting a bunch of hot new games than I would be about a crappy sports minigame compilation that none of my friends had ever heard of.

@spacemonkey086: Actually, that's the first thing I thought of too! It would be so cool. Anything but Nazi Germany, which is what was rumored at first. Ew.

@ScaryMerry: Oh man, that is clever. I didn't realize the gag until I moused over it.

@YummyCyanide: Sounds like someone's having marital issues.

@Josh Young: If you click on the link in the accompanying text, you'll be taken to a magical website with all sorts of Discword swag to buy.

@theaceplaya: I'm pretty sure that's not actually the lesson here.

Australia's really come a long way since that awful Attorney General stepped down. It's only a matter of time before they adopt a saner ratings policy.

It seems like an Uncharted movie would be the hardest game adaptation ever to screw up. I mean, the game's practically in movie form already. You'd have to try really, really hard to make this bad, but that's what Hollywood is best at, right?

@cmdrtugboat: It's from a Lovecraft short story about Cthulu, which attributes this quote to the Necronomicon.