@Krauza: Ah. So porn is natural for males, but an abomination in females? How do you feel about the men in those videos?

@Krauza: So you've watched her porn videos and still feel like you can take the arrogant moral high ground?

@dracosummoner: He's kidding. He's pretty clearly kidding.

@voidburger: Mkay. The fact that you refer to yourself as a GrRrL gAmR first made me laugh hysterically, then revealed your true colors as pretty much a rabid feminist. It's not that I don't agree with some of what you're saying, but the complete vitriol you used to describe what was meant to be a light-hearted column…

So Nintendo's executive vp of sales and marketing is complaining that a DS game didn't get enough marketing? Um...isn't that HER job?

That's a pretty narrow-minded thing to say. Isn't Kingdom Hearts one of the most successful collaborations between East and West ever? Aren't a bunch of Western gamers already fans of Japanese games? It seems like a collaboration between Japanese and Western game developers would be one of the most natural fusions…

@D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: ...so, you mean, like, a puppy? Or, like, a hooker?

@Witzbold: Nah, man. Part of keeping in your own little bubble is making sure no one else can see what you're doing. That's why all bookstores will put any book you buy into a plain brown paper cover. Japanese people need to make their own privacy.

@Maakies: I seriously heard the Zelda sound when I read this. Awesome.

@yourmom2161: Definitely agree. Even if it's just lip service, it's really nice to hear a CEO talk about innovation and new IP in a way that's actually encouraging, unlike the flippant way Kotick dismisses any game he can't exploit multiple times a year.

It can only be good news when a game like Assassin's Creed II outperforms Imagine Baby Fashion Designer Princess. If Beyond Good and Evil 2 does well, who knows what Ubisoft is capable of next?

If I were to go around acting all offended at every depiction of a half-nude female game character, I'd never be able to play any games. It's as simple as that, really. Especially in RPGs, my chosen genre, there is so much unnecessary cleavage that I honestly don't even see it anymore. What DOES offend me, and the…

Is anyone else getting a giant error screen when they try to link to the Lazy Gamer page? #evony

@WhiteMåge: Squeenix seems to love releasing Japan-only "international versions". What a total misnomer. They should just call them "Nippon Ichi" versions and drop the facade. #squareenix

@Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more): The good one you're thinking of is Lost Odyssey, which is indeed good. Last Remnant is the one that couldn't be arsed to make itself playable half the time. I mean, you couldn't even heal yourself unless the game arbitrarily decided to let you. #squar…

The picture they used for this article is totally hilarious. I can totally imagine Reverend Lovejoy putting up these letters and mentally giving the middle finger to Chief Wiggum.

@WhiteMage says fix the comments grr: They didn't 'blow off' the drug raid. They were AT the raid, which was successful. They put themselves in danger by busting in on a guy who they knew for a fact had a huge firearm cache. Are you seriously flipping out because they spent a little while playing Wii in celebration?…

Those sandbags are definitely going to keep the atomic bomb out of the entrance. You can't knock on a sandbag! #falloutshelter

Please, Capcom, don't force me to buy a Wii just to get my next Phoenix Wright fix. #phoenixwright

It's actually pretty funny. I'm an Interactive Media student at the University of Southern California, and the building that houses my department, where I spend most (read: all) of my time, is the Robert Zemeckis Center. #robertzemeckis