How is laughing at seeing a first name that is the first five letters of the alphabet making fun of a child? The kid didn’t pick that name.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

“Help, I’ve locked myself in my Cadillac and I can’t get out!”

2020 Hyundai Knickers

This is going to sound super counter-intuitive, but I believe the actual solution is to artificially lower the bridge. Put a plastic or vinyl piece on it to effectively look like the opening is say 8' tall. (tall enough that tall pickups can make it through, but low enough that it visibly looks very low and obvious…

Duh just make the road lower

Here’s another one:

Here’s a good way to help save FIAT; stop naming everything “500". It’s confusing, and unnecessary when overseas you already have other nameplates that work. The 124 Spider is a good first step. I’d buy a car named Panda over “500L” or “500X” any day.

I like to decompress after takeoff just as much as anyone else, but this person went to great heights before taking the plunge.

A syphilitic circus clown with a suppurating chest wound is a lot better looking than the new Prius.

I still kind of wish Brandpowder’s 911DS had been a real thing. I’d daily-drive that.

Whatever this is. I need it

Pretty sure that an Emirates A380.