Actually, that’s the successful one.

apparently everyone at the office doesn’t bc that is what’s leftover in the candy dish. That and rollos. The fools! No complaints, I’ll eat all the unwanted candy.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

Hi! Five cent burger girl here! I know it wasn't you but some rando in the grey and I just wanted to respond (so this is not directed at you Bridgette!)

#1: Retarded? Really?

#2: Yes, yes they can be. It’s rare, but it does happen.

She deserved it for blithely eating a spoonful of a condiment from a holiday table set for many people.

Once, during a Seder (Passover first-night meal) I attended, a new convert to Judaism mistook a a bowl of prepared white horseradish (grated, in vinegar, and always at the Seder table) for whipped cream or mayo, and popped a tablespoon of it into her mouth. Surprise! That stuff can strip paint (although the version…

“dexterity of an inebriated giraff”

Right!? The last time i got a manicure the lady kept repeating “So short, so short...” Lady, I wear gloves all day with my hands in people’s mouths, do you want me poking people!? :(

Good point. Just gave this a star so folks will see this. The national hotline warns people immediately that anyone who is worried about their browser’s history should call instead. I’m not sure if the shelter list has incognito.

“ACTING is a CRAFT.” -Robert DeNiro, star of “Little Fockers”

...because your job is *selling* cars, not *driving* them...

Well I grew up much later than that and had a similar experience. Dinner was dinner. If I didn’t want to eat it then I could go hungry, so I learned to like everything fast. That being said, I was already a pretty easy-going kid to begin with. Some people really do have a hard time with trying new things, especially…

People are upset that it’s not the BEST LOOKING GAME EVER basically. In other words, douchey gamers being douchey

As an extremely depressed college student I went to see a doctor to get a prescription for anti-depressants, and the doctor (who I had never met before) proceeded to do the usual new client intact stuff, asked me if I believed in gawd. Blink-blink-blink, “I guess so.” He told me that if I truly believed in and prayed…

“...it’s not that terrible to drive.”

He’s had his eye on the prize for years. This pyramid thing is throwing me for a loop. I guess I’m just used to people denying evolution and saying batshit crazy things about AP History.

I think you’d be surprised at how narrow the interests of physicians are outside of their chosen specialties. Especially for someone like Carson who was a psych major (which, while rigorous, I’m sure, did not come with a hardcore biology background), graduated from medical school in the late seventies, and then spent…

Wat? The accident was completly preventable without ESC, and the Camaro in question may have even had it.