Sentath
Sentath
Sentath

But I haaaaaaaate videos!!!

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

I have created my own sub-culture of LoL trolling. TBH I have 16 accounts and plan to ad 1-2 every other week with the sole purpose of trolling at all levels. I have about a dozen other ‘recruits’ who are in-line with my revolution.

I don't know why you wouldn't expect so many stories from trolls. Desperately crying out to be the center of attention is their whole deal.

An orchestrated campaign? What’s next, paid speechwriters?!

The fact that their symptoms are bound to psychiatric disorder does not lessen their pain but enhances it.

In the summer of 2002, I came home from college to find all the furniture in my mother’s home piled in the center of the living room as she attacked it with some sort of spray. My sister, who just finished first grade, had a head lice scare at school and she was being proactive.

What I find especially fascinating about this too is the insistence that these two things (the mental and the biological) are actually distinct from each other. Perhaps if that binary was disrupted accepting mental illness would be a lot easier for people.

These stories are great/horrifying, however, it would be great to see some stories from the other side of the industry as well: Customers dealing with crazy employees of restaurants. I have two stories.

What is wrong with that last manager?? You don't reward behavior like that, ever - I bet she was twice as bad at the next restaurant (if that's possible) because hey, it worked!

I feel Rosa's pain. I, too, have had a pager chucked at my face by customers when I was a host - at least you took reservations. At the certain Australian-themed restaurant where I worked, we didn't take reservations, but did "Call Ahead" seating, which was supposed to cut your wait time down some, but usually ended

In my perfect world, the woman who lets her kids lick the table would be seated immediately after the woman who changes her baby on the table.

Awww! I LOVE customers who compliment a server/host for doing so well taking people's crap!

She scoffs at me, yells, "FUCK YOU BITCH WHORE" and I'm not shitting you THROWS THE PAGER ACROSS THE HOST STAND AT MY FACE FROM TWO FEET AWAY.

If for some godawful reason I ever end up owning and running a restaurant, I will provide all servers and hosts with a small silver bell. If they ever run into an asshole customer, they are to be instructed to give the bell a sprightly ring, at which point I will emerge from my management-hole and covertly observe the

The "cry-a-little" technique is some serious bullshit, but she most certainly didn't end that marriage.

"SEATED!" It's "SEATED." NOT SAT!

Holy. Fuck.