Dornan only looks good with the facial hair.

I'm beginning to worry that deliberately getting everything about that quote wrong isn't going to be as funny as I hoped it'd be.

Or get rid of the elitist attitude. You are the perfect example as to why that community sucks balls.

Russia manages to be comically ridiculous and horribly tragic at the same time, and I'm never quite sure how to react to shit like this.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

I read these stories and I wonder why so many people are opposed to joining a trade union and fighting for better terms and conditions.

(warning, back patting ahead) These terror serving stories inspired me to spread the Christmas spirit this year. My In laws and extended family took their dad (G-PA) to a chain steak restaurant for Christmas Eve because thats his favorite thing. It was a table of about 15, with multiple checks, unwrapping Christmas…

dumbness wrt anything is easily forgiven if you are kind and humble when asking. that's ALL IT TAKES.

Oh my god, number 21 all day. If I had a nickel for every time I've served someone gluten-free pasta, then cheesecake. Or a burger on a gluten-free bun accompanied by 3 distinctly glutenful beers. They have no idea what gluten is or why it's bad for some people, they just have a little thread in their brains with one…

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

"we all must appease the relatives we don't see often at the holidays" Unless you're the older relative who has the experience to realize how annoying you're being? Seriously, if you're argument is that and "everyone else has to deal with annoying relatives" I'm not at all surprised that you come from a geneology that…

That one's going to feature a couple of very smartass servers and a chef that is basically the goddamned T-1000.

go hug your mother right now.

But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****

Pizza Hut needs to learn what Domino's has learned: It's not about convincing people to eat your shitty pizza; it's about making it so easy to order your shitty pizza that it can be bought and paid for before you even realize what happened.

If they're smart, yes. If they want to play the role of Persecuted Christian Martyr Who Took a Stand (Kirk Cameron's summer 2016 release), then no.

Hi. So, the first story is mine. I assure you, I didn't write it to be mean-spirited, but because it was absolutely hilarious. The guy was super nice, ate his meal, and like I said in the story, he said it was delicious. He even laughed when I explained that he had just had an entire meal at an Indian restaurant…

I can handle a secret shopper being mad about a toddler being illegally served beer-battered fish & chips.