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I find WoW boring but the CGI cinematics are ridiculously awesome.

They started posting them everywhere after Jez wrote about it.

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

Ah yeah i think i saw some of that yesterday. A guy posting pictures of someones head ripped open, pretty nasty stuff.

I'm calling it. - Someone will do Dancing Groot cosplay within one year. IT WILL BE EPIC!

eh, I've seen it both ways. I think a lot of brides falter to the pressure of having the kind of wedding you're "supposed" to have. That's why I'm always happy to see someone having the kind of wedding THEY want, not the kind of wedding they're supposed to have. I have friends getting married soon and their invite…

Yes, but, luckily, with all this evidence he so carelessly provided, mother is in a position to ensure that's a highly structured role and that the court ORDER him to get counseling if he wants to get more.

Yeah, I'm a much bigger fan of Ser MacIntosh's hobbies now than I was before I read this article. I think I might buy him some tools, just for not being this guy.

I'm very sorry for whatever has made you so angry on the internet.

Yes to this. No restaurant should be so accommodating to weirdos that they will squeeze the fucking mayo out of cole slaw. Just say no and move on. If the customer doesn't like it, they can move on as well.

Yeah, I used to temp with a woman like that. Her food issues also translated into being very very concerned about absolute minutiae. She was screaming at me about some tiny issue, and for some reason, instead of getting angry I just felt overwhelmingly sorry for her, and said, "I'm really sorry for whatever happened…

Does he want the barista to stand in the rain, but only for thirty seconds, while making it?

I submitted the cheese story. He was an ok tipper. 15% if you didn't piss him off, 12% if you did. Re: the dining companion: I don't know if they were dates, but doubt that they were. They were always women, but older, and they had the air of eating with one of those people in your life who you don't particularly care…

It's hard, because while I can feel truly sympathetic, I also feel hemmed in and trapped by an issue I have no way to resolve. I'm really sorry you're in such hell, but I just can't take twenty five minutes during the rush to hand squeeze your coleslaw or whatever. I hate being put on the spot like that.

Old and used to being taken care of by the world. It's the peril of being a coddled-type male, seriously. When these guys' wives die, they are completely helpless. They honestly don't know how they like their coffee, what to order in the restaurant they've gone to three times a week for thirty years, nothing.

Oh, GOD. I deal with these morons all the time. "I want my pizza well done, but not too well done, but not undercooked, but golden brown but not too brown..."

I worked as a barista for a summer, and a woman came in and asked for a dry latte. I made it, and she looked at it, and gave it back asking for it to be drier. I dumped it out and made another one. She tried it, and gave it back, asking for drier. I made a third one, still not good.

Ugh, everyone knows a dry latte is a latte with only a splash of vermouth. What is she talking about?

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