Not to pick nits, but ‘pile of farts’ would have been more eloquent

This is a lot like my bone broth recipe!

Do one better, make a cauliflower puree!

Fun fact Drew, if I recall correctly, you've mentioned you live in Montgomery County, the only control county in the country! Basically you live in Pennsylvania inside of Maryland, the rest of the state is OK for buying booze. Just OK though, chains are generally not allowed to carry booze.

So he's a Lebowski fan? I'm starting to like this A-Rod guy

"15 yard penalty, givin' him the business"

First rule of everything, act like you've been there before. Guy's a pro.

Gonna need Drew to weigh in on this one

My wife and I have been in the market for babysitters and a neighbor mentioned a 16 year old girl who lives down the street, who might be willing. We recently were in a pinch and my wife felt too busy, and she actually suggested I walk over there and knock on the door to see if she was available. What an awful idea!

Roast Chicken w/ pan sauce - stuff it with lemon, onion and herbs cover it in salt and pop it in a cast iron pan and roast in the oven at 450 for 1 hour. If the juices run clear when you take it out, it's done. Let rest and throw some sliced onions, diced carrots and garlic in the pan, stir around and deglaze with a…

It should be avoided like the plague, unfortunately that's just not possible. The real shit of it is that they pay you jussssst enough money to feel comfortable with the added bonus that you make more money than people with jobs that actually advance their careers e.g. ADA or something. It's a brutal business…

Use almonds in your pesto, or pistachios, or anything other than chickpeas really.

The Jags are so bad they were simply awarded 10 bonus losses? No sense in arguing with that, carry on.

What are your thoughts on adding peanut butter?

His job basically entails him seriously suggesting trades that every homer who calls into a radio show suggests i.e. that their home team's mediocre veteran (Bronson Arroyo) should fetch a haul of another team's top prospects (Oscar Tavares) OR that their home team's mediocre prospects and/or reliever (Dellin…

If you live in Boston proper and aren't taking the train, you're doing it wrong.

It's more work, but if you're going to serve the bivalves in pasta, it's nice to take most of them out of the shell and return them to the sauce before tossing with the pasta saving 3 in the shell per serving like so:

Curried mussels are the finest mussels, and that's nothing against your suggested preparation. If you're ever on Nantucket (fancy!) go to 56 Union for the curried mussels, they're the best.

South of the equator, the spiral flows in the opposite direction, worth noting.

Homemade pancakes ARE great, and if we're being honest, not that hard. Other variations you might try are substituting whole wheat flour for 1/2 the AP flour, or when using regular milk, substitute 1/2 (by weight) with some good full fat yogurt or ricotta cheese, or cook them in bacon fat.