You can only hope to contain him...or that he passes the ball. You could hope he passes the ball

AB’s a mess, head to toe.

Almost as dumb as freezing your feet, preventing you from playing football for the team you forced your way onto.

I don’t know. Judging by Mike Silver’s tweets and just what is observable to everyone, it seems like AB is some combination of mentally unwell and an extreme asshole. Hopefully, he’s not as well-armed as other noted crazy asshole Raider Richie Incognito. If he thinks the NFL is going to bend to his helmet demand, man, …

You can only hope to contain him.

...followed by, “OH GOD WHERE’S THE PURELL??”

Except that they’re the ones that puffed themselves up and pronounced that this was NOT A PHOTO OP, it was about the victims, which is the excuse they used to exclude the press. It’s entirely their circus and all of the monkeys are their own.

“Maybe in a few years I’ll be dating you”

A pretty decent episode with more laugh-out-loud moments like the previous episode. However, that montage took me right out of the moment. Archer “dies” and it looks like we’re gonna slowly cut to his hospital bed and him waking up, but we get a minute-long best of instead.

People just don’t understand how much training goes into housekeeping. They only see the glory of the 10 minutes of dish-washer emptying once a week and think it's all fun, but they know nothing of the hours spent lying on the couch or surfing the internet every single day in preparation.

“Worse even than the score was how Tiger moved around on the course, frowning constantly and bending gingerly and grimacing and stretching.”

+1 Rampage

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

Uhhhhhhhhhh where the fuck are you trying to go with this?

I find it hilarious that the people who appear to be against it have little to no grasp of what "deferring" an obligation means. It does not mean that the person doesn't have to serve at all. It means they will do so later. Speaking as an active duty Sailor, I see little problem with this.

Alternative name: Tel Afib

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

The party that wants to return America to the “Good Ol’ Days” thinks that democrats are wasting time with living in the past

Fun fact: the only way you can get to the Savage Land is by plane crash.