He also had another awesome save in the 3rd period where he head-butted the puck up into the netting.

Would've been classier if he didn't break his jaw on a blindside hit in open ice nowhere near the puck, but I guess Stepan will settle for a helmet pat.

Furniture was more likely to move under its own power.

Complain loudly and often. Accept blame for nothing

There's no way Wong ends up with any money from this suit. His case is absolutely hopeless.

The answer is yes, they would be the first. See how easy that is everyone? Just answering the question is so much easier than being a shithead.

Ironically, international audiences were pissed that 100% of the screen was occupied by the Indy 500.

"Compromised" means "the dickwad we hired didn't know that even though the office bros laughed at the picture he found on 4chan, we're in shit if he posts it."

You guys really want to know? Get a little closer...

Well, now he's going to have to be a pitcher, as his elbow no longer bends far enough for him to reach his belly.

I'm picturing an A-10 doing a victory roll before commencing a gun run..

He's a dictator, bro. Who the fuck cares how he salutes. It's how your minions and peons salute to you that matters.

Guess what - the Penguins missed Brooks Orpik

Dont admit on the internet you never played Age of Empires

Always a good day when I start it seeing an excellent combination of Maple Leafs Fan frustration and the word trebuchet.

No more spec cars

I have a print of this picture hanging up in my room, signed by Bobby Orr.