First of all, Aidy Bryant (who I adore as a sketch comedian), your whopping net worth of 4 million dollars is orders of magnitude greater than the average in your country, to say nothing of 40 African nations where the average adult’s wealth is a thousand dollars, zero, or in the negatives. Wealthy people complaining…

Watch out for bridges and hop-ons.  You’re gonna get hop-ons.

South Dakota is the only state in the contiguous US that Amtrak won’t service, making it too racist for both the Underground and Overground Railroads.

If Kinja were Twitter, you’d be ratioed.....

Also a 22b just sold for over 300k because of Colin McRae. Sorry but Ken is nothing compared to that man’s fame and skill.

COLIN McRAE IS IMMORTAL?!

Yo, Ken, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say that Colin McRae is the most famous Subaru driver of all time.

Reverse: My wife and I had just started our honeymoon when the Titanic came out. She really wanted to watch it so we saw it.

Everyone on this site: “I want a fast, stylish-but-not-overstyled, 300-400hp car with RWD, a manual transmission, and relatively analog underpinnings. I also want it for cheap.”

Will there be Aggretsuko? If there’s no Aggresuko, they can kindly get the hell out.

Some of Hyundai’s electric vehicles have had a pesky problem: they can light on fire.

The Model Y is seriously the best daily driver I’ve experienced. But it also puts me into an automotive existential crisis. It’s a 5,000 lb appliance crossover that out accelerates and out corners every sports car I’ve ever owned. It performs at supercar levels, yet will comfortably and silently whisk you to work,…

Me, to my wife:

Naturally, none of these scientific truthers bother to have the snow analyzed to see what, exactly, this “snow” is composed of. Of course, when the lab results came back as hydrogen, oxygen and trace elements of any number of things, they’d claim that the lab was compromised by a secret cabal, that the trace elements…

I’m not sure what you are looking for with more exciting off season news than a new engine manufacturer coming to the sport?

A yes, the water needs more junk in it. Social media should get a rebrand. It’s basically really dumb people, doing really dumb shit, and showing it off to other really dumb people.

- Showing the world you look like Donald Duck now.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

He was content to be a Milleniaire

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.