LISTEN MISTER!! DON’T INSULT MY DETACHED HOUSE!!!

As the father of a 5-year old human, yes.

Another reason to hate Ontario. I think my list is up to around 500 now.

Were you at Enterprise?

Bunch of busybody killjoys. Going 5 mph in a vacant parking lot isn’t hurting anyone or anything.

I don’t blame Euclides. He was just confused by the geometry of NYC grid system.

This is the epitome of owning a Mercedes. The car sounds fine but the owner sounds like a trash fire of a human being.

When asked by the judge “what do you do” the CEO answered with the cunning:

More like Forever 1991.

Well... so far it’s;

Just add a label saying: Contains GMO, Gluten and MSG.

Thanks! I’d just like to mention that when I bought this car it was a salvage-titled nightmare ten seconds away from being scrapped, and now it’s traveling the PNW on adventures with we weekly, while still handling DD duties and the occasional track day. Dreams do come true!

Usually you make a deposit after eating at Taco Bell.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Quebec requires that the rest of Canada accommodates French, but they don’t bother with English outside of the touristy parts. And some can be sour about it even in some of the touristy parts... my friend’s order for “Big Mac” got him a fish fillet.

The C5 S6 was actually a very well built and reliable car. This was the belt driven 4.2, so no chains to worry about. The trans is a ZF unit that’s adapted to include a Quattro driveline. Not any less reliable than all the countless other cars with ZF units. I know bashing on Audi is the fashionable thing to do, but…

Well I am going to say this as a BMW rider/owner since birth (I mean it literally. My childhood is an orgy of bmws from E 21 to E 46 encompassing every generation of 3,5 and 7 in that period). And I owned a E90 for 11 years.

For those that are worried about him getting hit by car.