Jalopnik is funny.

the interior is a vast improvement, providing the cushiness and advanced technology buyers have come to expect from a six figure Mercedes-Benz.

You mean the surprisingly smart guy that helped save the auto industry because he had support and help in turning his ideas into policy? That guy?

Good call. +1 gold-plated diaper to you.

AMG!!! Er, I mean... OMG!!!

Lawd have Merc-y

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There’s just something intoxicating about the dangling strap of a dress on a pretty lady... Like seeing the future and its potential to make my day better :)

Congratulations, Mr. WarShrike, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mercedes which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Fa la la la la. La la la laaa.

Yes.

The Toronto Maple ones typically go on the bottom of the ranking.

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

Did you guys watch the whole video? That was one of the most exciting things I’ve seen in years. Bumping, tail-dragging, lots of overtaking. It’s just amazing what these guys can do with cars that are more even and can tolerate a bit of rubbing.

Hello Seattle.

You’re forgetting one thing. You’re talking about 7-11 Big Gulps. This is a Subaru so you should be judging this by how many cans of La Croix can the Ascent hold. Since a Costco case of Coconut La Croix is 24 cans, this baby comes up 5 cup holders short.

We shall see. The only major hurdle to overcome in the creation of such list is my overwhelming sense of laziness.

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?

Ken is rated too high.

“James Bond movies haven’t been very memorable since Austin Powers forced the franchise to evolve into generic action flicks.”