sometimes demanding that the people who live there close their garage or clear out of the driveway so that they can take their perfect TV nostalgia shot

I think thats a Sebring $kaycog...

Henry Catchpole makes some of the best films. A couple years ago my then girlfriend (and in 5 days, wife) and I went to Scotland as part of a European trip. I had already planned on renting something fun to drive around there, but happened to catch Catchpole’s film where he drive a Vantage through the Cairngorms…

Maserati loves company.

Fantastic, I’ve proceeded spit coffee all over my screen and mouse. Rendering them both about as useless as this Maserati...

Motocross Maniacs, or no sale!

See if you can find a Sambar with the supercharger, it has more power and taller gearing.

more important than use with gloves, is being able to control functions without having to look down at the screen / having to let your eyes adjust to a screen.

The fan on the HVAC should always be a physical knob or wheel or slider. Judging the increments on a digital scale is just too distracting, even if getting to the control is easy, which it typically isn’t. Tesla is an offender here, although I was told you can program the car so the click wheel on the steering wheel…

I just rented a car with touch HVAC and radio controls. I can’t describe my hatred of it sufficiently. It’s not intuitive, requires extra steps, and is a huge distraction. I can’t use my cell phone while I drive but can be expected to go through three separate display screens located below line of sight out the window…

Behemoths with tiny asses like the BMW X6.

Yay you replaced the knobs I could reach for and feel with something that requires me to take my eyes off the road even to turn on my defroster, great job guys. Looking at the road is really overrated I guess.

Lexus’ Predator face

We don’t think all Americans are the same as Florida man. Please don’t confuse Alberta with the rest of Canada.

Tim Horton’s isn’t actually good. Once upon a time it was unique to Canada which made it seem exotic—as “exotic” as coffee and doughnuts can be. Now that it’s everywhere in the US (and owned by Burger King and Brazilian private equity) we can all agree the emperor is pretty much lacking apparel.

I just love this line

Nice price all day. I have an E46 wagon that’s been built up as my daily and it cost me this much just in parts and labor — not to mention the car itself which cost almost this much. This is going to be an absolute riot for not much change.

No one ever trains for these situations.