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Meh. I daily drive an ‘86 Suburban and my family fits in it just fine. One car seat, two booster seats, and then four more kids ranging in height from 4'2" to 5'8". I myself am 6'1" and 210lbs. You can find a ‘72-’91 Suburban for next to nothing anywhere.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

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Used Ford Flex. Way better than a mini van.

I need more information on your baby owl cuteness scale. Is that a 1 to 10 scale, with 10 being a baby owl, or is the car awarded 10 baby owls for a maximum possible cuteness factor?

When I visited Japan last year the salesmen at Super Autobacs in Tokyo were kind enough to let me sit in one. I’m 6'0" so yeah I’d say it would be pretty comical.

Ken, you recently drove a Miata RF on the Hakone Turnpike (story coming soon, readers.) How does the S660 really compare to that, besides “smaller”?

Your username makes 50% more sense now.

My city has an Uber for snow plows called Touch Plow. And I thought it was funny before.

come on bro. ride-sharing

Maybe it wasn’t allowed to go under 50MPH ?

I would like to thank all of my fans who voted for me and everyone here at the Academy for this honor. I have toiled away diligently in the industry in bit parts so to be able to be up here now is really special. It was also some luck for being in the right article at the right time to strike while the iron was hot(no

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

I really do adore the Elise. What a car. What a drive.

We get it. You use an Android phone.

Oh, Canada.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

When I sold the E30 before we moved to New York, someone emailed me to ask if I would trade it instead for a custom AR-15. Texas!