Recently I had my friends wife and her sister ask me, “hey can you take a selfie of us?” I had to sit there and explain to them that it was a picture or photo if I took it, it was only a selfie if they took it themselves. Somehow they still didn’t understand. >_<

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

Daiquiri Danger

Weird part is she was black, too! I didn’t even know how to react.

Glad you like it. :) In related news, I use the catchphrase “thank you Admiral Obvious”, and when someone says “Don’t you mean Captain Obvious?” I tell them “surely, he’s been promoted by now!”

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

I always assumed a poached egg was some sort of lion egg that hunters acquired using unscrupulous means.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

so thats what 200 ft-lbs of torque in a Miata looks like.

exactly.

It’s based on the e36 platform, runs the same engine, and even has a designation of e36/7 (convertible) or e36/8 (coupe). I’d say it’s a 3-series variant.

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not with that kind of attitude.

Sir William Caswell’s Baja E30

meet in the parking lot of the local police station and have them look and wave at the parking lot camera :D

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

I6 in the front, manual in the middle, rwd. Lay off of the options and it’s surprisingly old school.