You did a hell of a lot better job at explaining all of this than I did.

Tools may say that to a woman but never to a man. What it would say to a man is "Dude! Your shitty drill can barely drill through wood. Here is one that will go through steel." Or "Your guides you make out of 2x4s and vice grips are sad. Here is a miter saw. Now make me some floor molding." Tools are the gifts…

Somebody else in this thread answered this question. Also do not take our word for it though. Read it yourself. That is the whole point of my argument. With any document, read the whole thing yourself and do not take anybody else's word for what it in it. This applies to many things in life including religion,…

The rules in Leviticus are for a certain set of people. There is debate on who exactly among these people the rules apply and who these chosen people are. I am confident they do apply to the priests and other religious leaders (people who are part of conducting rituals), however it is possible that they apply to…

Dove thing? Not sure what you are talking about. I tried not to ramble on and go into excruciating detail over Leviticus but if you read the passages you will see that the rules apply to family of said priests and religious leaders. Also there is some debate that the rules were for all of the these chosen people…

1) Yes, this is correct. My fault that I did not sort out the rules you presented.

This game is no different than other games based off chance. Candyland's winner is determined right after the cards are shuffled. At least here it seems you have some kind of input with where you place your piece.

Do you know how I got these scars?

If you read the book, you will find that those rules you speak of do not apply to Christians. They apply to priests and other religious leaders of his chosen people during an era. Also that last rule is in the same passages. Also many rules in the bible were repealed when Jesus did his thing. This goes with any…

Hater party!

Twerk it like you mean it.

United States citizens do not produce enough oil to be supported by their own country. Trolololol.

Seems like your dad and I would get along. Although I have not had many personal emergencies, my devices have come in to use for others stranded by the roadside.

Did an airport bully you in high school?

Actually, that sounds pretty hot.

Same but I regret nothing. It references rape but that is not what the joke is about. I also find hilarious the awkward situation it caused.

Yeah. I think you got it right. Gosh, the more I think about these books the worse and worse they get.

Lol... that is like diffusing a bomb when the timer reads 007. Glad you came out alive.

Hot damn, was reading another comment and totally forgot the stalking part. Watching her while she slept before they had any kind of relationship? Total wackadoo.

I remember one of them having a wife/girlfriend that had scars all over her because they guy would get turn and lash out at her when angry, or maybe it was when he was sleeping. Also there was something about one of those wolves jumping out of a relationship because they imprinted on someone else. Totally screwed up.