I'd undulate under that sweaty naked mass. Giggity.

I have no idea who this person is, but seeing that she is a plus-sized gal (my favorite), I am gonna categorize this article under "Fat Shaming".

I would be fine with the bowler as long as a monocle accompanied it.

Is that the only reason you do not like the Palladium or is there something else? I only went there twice and had no problems with it.

Does not seem like that. I think the story behind this picture is that she is on the set of some photoshoot for an ad. The photographer was like, "I need some sexy, provocative photos. Hmmm... Yes. Yes. No! Yes."

Maybe the confusion is with the statement that Gamestop is a better place for your Sega Saturn to be at?

The Alamo Drafthouse is so freaking awesome. It has been a while since I last went, the movie was John Carter. I will be taking my mother there to go see Kick-Ass 2. She enjoyed the first one, and when we were watching TV the other day, she saw the commercial for the movie and remarked that she wanted to see it. …

What I got from it was that deep down, everybody is an asshole. Kind of like magma under the earth's crust, some of it is gonna escape and spew hot shit everywhere.

Russians do not fall under the protection of white guilt.

Racism only works against people who have a some tint to their skin. Actually, who am I kidding, it only works against black people. Russians are white enough so stop your complaints that someone is being racist against your race. Nobody cares.

Ahh... April O'Neil the first cartoon chick I ever masturbated to. Good times.

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The police officer in the video is not wearing a hat. So that means he is local and not highway patrol. I can see local letting someone slide but Texas Highway Patrol will nail you to the wall.

Well there is your problem. They already have the ticket written by the time they get to your car. Once that ticket if filled out it is pretty much a done deal. The tickets are numbered and would heap a shitload of work on the cop to do away with it after filling it out. If you see that it is already filled out do…

Were you wearing a hoodie at the time? I bet you were.

Especially fuck all those people who voted for Abraham Lincoln. You know if that asshole was alive today he would be Pro-Life.

Hells ya! My body is ready for the party.

What I wonder is if they had the chance, which of these "gritty" visionaries would actually show their work to Miyamoto and say, "Hey maybe for your next game you should do it like this."

Nintendo is a traditional company ran by traditional people. I see Iwata resigning from the company before he ever feels like he has to flush Nintendo's reputation down the toilet by taking their flagship IP and do something like this to it to make a few bucks.

Are they wearing shoes?