My brain automatically read that in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice.

It’s not my specific area of expertise (and - important disclaimer - nothing I’m saying here counts as legal advice or anything of the sort), but my impression is that parody wouldn’t fly at all, and fair use is questionable. Copyright law is distinct from the individual harms I was referring to, though not fully…

If I wanted mediocre food served by disinterested women I’d get back with my exes. 

Hi! I’m a lawyer. This fits the legal definition of harm. Thanks for playing.

You’re talking about Sarah.

I hope those 2 fans get what they want, but I didn’t realize the Sony handheld market was that small.

Metallica’s “St. Anger”

It’s happened twice?

This. I bet the second they stopped recording she stormed out the room and went back to giving him the silent treatment.

My most recent ex used to constantly complain about my gaming. It got to the point that, after we’d moved in together, I could only do it Saturday and Sunday mornings before she woke up. But the hours and hours and hours of reality tv she watched was somehow, “Not a waste of time like gaming.”

Pray for me.

lol @ the replies... It can be hard to identify jokes on Monday mornings.

Ah lol! I thought the exact same thing, and some people don't seem to get the joke. 

They are, New World runs on Gamelift. This comment is a bit technical, but maybe interesting if you’re curious about how this stuff works. I used to work for an MMO middleware company in the early 2010s, so server scaling was a big part of my job. I’m not in that job any more but I still keep up with changes and I…

So... she’s looking for people who are nerdy enough to still possess floppy drives in 2021, but who are also naive enough to load random disks and potentially give malware a front-row seat to their entire digital life?

I’m imagining tourist bros staggering into Osaka noodle houses, saying “Yo gimme some of those cum noodles!”

Crystalis. It’s one of the NES’s underrated gems, and a must-play for anyone who wants Zelda-style gameplay mixed with RPG elements. The graphics definitely need some polish (they were more functional than good-looking), but it was such a fun game to play.