I promise to do better in ensuring such comments remain behind closed doors.

What the trailer doesn’t include is any mention of Bayonetta 3's new Naïve Angle mode.

At least TLOU isn’t going the Skyrim route and releasing new versions every few years

Great! Now they can finally release Beyond Good and Evil 2, due out 2031

I see you know my wife.  I’d give you more stars if I could.

There’s a Fn-Zero chance you’ll get one

I see they opted not to celebrate 20 years with a China gift (the plates, not the country).  

I wonder if legolands have something like this.  If not, he could easily market this to them for ease of clean up after children have had their wicked way with the bins of blocks.

Luckey plague doesn’t have the same ring to it as Faro plague

hole

I’d rather not risk it from the rest of the Jacksons, in case the dead’s defamation could lessen their living status.

Phrasing!!!!  Allegedly phrasing!

Nintendo is going to sue and make them take it apart.

She stopped fighting for revenge and started fighting for cash to get breast enlargement surgery.

This should give many a child nightmares for years to come.

Cloud needs to be modded into the hamburglar, complete with soundbites of robble robble robble to replace all spoken dialogue. This would complement the mod nicely.

Missed opportunity to place the device on an individual’s butt, thus effectively making the appearance of them shitting themselves when eliminated.

Why breasts though?   Artist could have scaled it easy to make it with his testicles instead.

I’m curious to see at which stock point Bobby will be forced to resign.  This look is not going to get better for the company, how much will the board be willing to hemorrhage before enough becomes enough.

Do you at Kotaku fight over who gets to do articles?  I could see you and Fahey fighting to write this one.  Seems just up his alley too.