I knew Mr. Bean loved cars but this is cool! He’s doing way better than I thought he was.

I remember watching a pretty popular YouTube channel... wish I could find it.... the host kept saying, “Mishibishi.” Anyway that’s why I don’t remember the channel name.

The truly dangerous drivers are the slow ones who don’t use turn signals and take 2-3 seconds to make any kind of decision (Oh, it’s green? Hmmm. It’s green. Green. Ok, here I go.) They’re 50ft pockets of chaos that move around seemingly at random. Their cars usually have side or fender damage; indicators of previous…

You’re essentially gambling. The payout is release from frustration. The chips are your welfare.

Anyone else think America should have 3 tiers of drivers licenses? I seriously fantasize about it. Tier 1: 90% of drivers get a drivers license like what exists today. Tier 2: 9.9% of drivers get a drivers license that allows them to speed +15mph. Tier 3: superior spacial intelligence and attention; can drive (texting…

I wonder how it sounded when it hit. Like a cute miniature thunk, or like a firecracker going off and echoing through the whole ISS?

Oh. False alarm. *slinks away into shadows*

SWEET MOTHER!!!! It’s so... beautiful up here.

They asked her to smile but decided against it when she couldn’t smile on only the “younger” half of her face. :)

You mean there’s a different world out there? I was born in the grey. I thought everything would be grey til the end of time.

This reminds me of the unfortunate time I put 1 Venti and 2 Talls on a starbucks drink tray.

I’m always discovering new things “off” with my face. From this I conclude there are already hundreds of clones of me.

Sweet, I’ll check it out. PS the Android link is broken.

The idea of leper colonies saddens me. But I would support the idea of homeopathy colonies.

I lolled at homeopathic shit. So according to current homeopathic conventions, companies can market tapwater as a cure for.... shitting? But I like my toilet time! Guess I’ll stop drinking water...

How are you a Deputy Editor?

No seriously though. Germophobes Clean aficionados already wash their hands like this. Thumbs, getting under the nails, etc.

Psh, I already... oh, hand washing.

“Prince is Not Dead.” This headline that appeared on another io9 page is clickbaity and you know it.

The data in the study was clearly corrupted. There is no way Denver and Fort Collins can be on the top 10 ozone list. There are too many Priuses here.