I don't know what irks me more, people who hate Lebron for the sake of hating or fake fans like you who aren't smart enough to at least google Dwayne Wade's name before they become some ridiculous comment like, "he's not good enough to do anything on his own." I encourage you to google 2006 NBA finals and then slap…

Yes, they colluded to take LESS money and may do it again, what greedy douchbags!!!

If you're an established vet later in your career do you take $2M more to play in Chicago and have your legs ground into hamburger meat by Thibs or do you go to Miami for $2M less and get pretty much a breeze until the Eastern Conference Finals?

Wade sucks and no one would pay him what he thinks he's worth

Hey, hater: Stay salty. :)

after winning championships with LA? completely different.

Yeah, that's entirely what Riley's NOT saying on his end. I know it's the internet, but the level of reading comprehension in the comments is distressing me nevertheless. Usually Deadspin's readership is sharper than what I'm seeing here.

stop wearing skinny jeans. my note 2 w/slim case fits fine in my levi 505s.

Predators come in two genders. How do I make sure she's not a ***ing nutjob with five inbred kids and a large wart on her forehead.

Yeah, but people who care about other people's "legacy" are generally dumb.

You're forgetting that Cole has won an NBA championship in EVERY YEAR he's played.

And that includes changing the word to "roght" goddammit!

There's this thing called sensationalism. The theory is that if people can bait you on clicking on an article they make money - regardless of if you enjoy it.

I can't get around the fact that someone painted their dog, sent the picture to the Clemson Athletics twitter page, and then Clemson thought it was a good idea to go and post the picture on their feed. That right there is proof enough why those back woods hicks will always play second fiddle in the ACC and not even…

Nothing wrong with being an asshole, but he does have a point.

Why is he a dick. He has a point. He was talking about her not having a drivers license anymore. He's also right in more ways than I think he realizes, and not just about the driving either.

This is some great hustle by the local authorities, following up on all possible leads like this. And in such a timely manner. Really encourages crab legs that they can be safe out in public.

What a fucking dick. Clearly you should get harassed and underpaid at your job, because you could, in theory, get another job. Fuck yourself, you asshole.

Whatever you say Mr. Live Theater Pretentious Twat. Whatever you say...

A person who condescends to sports fans and loves live theater would say something like that.