THE COPS

And yet, it’s a bargain that would require me to have an FJ Cruiser sitting in my driveway, even for an hour, even for a moment

It’s always correct. It’s correct this time.

Boy you can really see a Trump supporter coming a mile away

Oh were any of those people Indian? No? Then what the hell relevance does that have to anything?

He’s racist filth and should be ground into the dirt. Agree or join him

This was last year, and he hasn’t apologized. But you love it.

Or having to look at it

Uhhh lap records are broken down by class pretty finely. If this is confusing to you, take a look at all the different classes of land speed records. It will probably read like Derrida to you

Cheap used one, next. Ohhh you’re still typing.

Sick of this “things we can agree on” bullshit. We can’t agree on anything. We’re implacable enemies, waiting for the final conflagration. Keep feel-good car bullshit out of it.

Lada: “use second cupholder. Are you stupid”

It works fine, why change it. Would you rather see something beautiful and pay more for your taquitos?

That poor Saab’s suspension is praying for death

Would have been a little harder to assert that as they unapologetically stole your girlfriend

Meth kills, everyone

It certainly is, who has time for bad faith morons anymore?

Ouagh jimmy buffett, fuck

You’ve committed the classic F1 reporting error of reading too much into a Schumacher update.

No, they weren’t