In case you didn’t realize this is the place for hipster takes that will destroy your business, get a minivan or a cargo van.

The Rogue is such a crushingly boring vehicle. I have cursed myself, God and Carlos Ghosn every moment I’ve had to drive a loaner Rogue while my 350z was in the shop. I don’t imagine the hybrid model added enough pep to make me reconcile with God.

That’s that Chester A. Arthur shit

Suggest title change to “The Toyota Century is too weirdly Yakuza- and politician-specific for America”

LOL you said Nismo Altima.

They’re smart enough not to start a whole development cycle that kills the profit of their revolutionary price point, yes.

THE ENGINE IS IN THE MIDDLE NOW jesus christ there’s not just some parts laying around. Fuck everything, fuck me for reading comments

All the dreams in the world come screeching to a halt when you ask THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for an E30 touring

For the staff, maybe.

What doesn’t

> This Geo Storm is it, chief. Not only does it look like a snack, but it’s the one true unit.

how do you do, fellow kids

That doesn’t exactly disprove the OP’s statement...in fact it goes a long way to confirming it

I think it’s high time we ask ourselves what the hell we want from Hamilton. To be a good sportsman (goody two-shoes, company man etc.), or a drama queen? Ask yourselves, is there anything he can do beyond being the greatest of his era not to get shade thrown at him?

Holy schnikeys a FIVE SPEED manual transmission?? WOW talk about a DO-IT-YOURSELF experience who would have imagined it could be so RAWWWWW

No, you driving around blinding people on the highway is real life, fuck

Is there a reason nobody has mentioned that Ferrari already makes a 1000 HP hybrid called the SF90? And that it’s uh, not the most successful?

The noble Mighty Max never consented to this.

I know, such a crude motive, right? Whereas I purchase orange sports cars only because they provide me with the ideal platform to ascend Maslow’s hierarchy of needs

Facebook doesn’t care if your life is interesting, only that it is marketable. Which it is

Shut up about the X1/9!! let me buy mine first