That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

dude.

they clarified this in an interview:

Savage.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Oh God, that Flynn stuff was only last Monday???

I’m now officially doubting they are related. If an older sibling really interviewed their younger sibling, every question would have been a variation of “when did you start smelling like fart?” or “when are you going to stop smelling like fart?”

It would be funny to see someone watching The Girl on the Train and they’re just waiting for the zombies to show up. “We’re pretty far into this movie, where are the zombies? Are they on the train?”

Ok, now that I’ve seen this I cannot unsee it, sorry, not sorry. Also whoever was the genius to replace Donald Trump’s eyes with his mouth is who I blame for my haunting nightmares.

As nice as that was I think if she and Barry had just rattled off a list of her powers it would have been funnier. Then have someone say, “Um, so what do you need us for?” A giant in-joke for basically Superman’s entire existence with team ups.

love your eta, god bless all retail employees

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

You are wrong. Everything is always about Mariah. All others must wait.

I wish somebody didn’t have to post this comment, but 2016 has been a strange year. Thank you for taking the bullet on this one.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

No, sorry bobby. Best thing you ever made was the investifart gif.