YAY. I love her and I love You’re The Worst. Day made.

Hey I’m sorry about your personality disorder, but I’ve got to say that was a really good explanation of the two types! If we had this level of clarity in human discourse in general, everyone’s life would be better.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

gurl why you grey

As long as one of those weddings is Tormund and Brienne

In Houston it is like they have a white person cloning machine and just keep cranking them out.

It was the lipliner that scared me.

I would respectfully suggest that understanding that nothing posted online is ever private is a more vital life skill than knowing how to correctly spell Ta-Nehisi Coates.

I’m here for this.

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

So you quit a show because of one 2-minute scene, meant to emphasize how odd/psychotic one of the characters was, and to introduce the idea of genetic body modification?

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back

God her wig in the Craft was the best.

Karen Allen as anyone.

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

And Margot Kidder as her mom

In all seriousness, Billy Eichner is coming off as a huge asshole here. It’s really off-putting. The other guy is coming off perplexed, and rightly so.

I was giving it to Ross anyway because he’s one of my I Just Like His Face people.

I like Ross’ last word. this one goes to Ross!

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"