As I was reading this, my toddler son started crying in the next room.

Everyone in this thread understands me.

The sad thing about this is, obviously, his opinion on diversity. The second-saddest thing about this is that I know exactly what episode of The Brady Bunch he’s talking about, and I know that it was a backdoor pilot for another series. #BradyBitch

When I found out I was pregnant and discovered the cost of daycare, I started saving that amount of money every paycheck. (Ours is roughly $1,000 a month, so I started saving $500.) That way, by the time my son was born and maternity leave was over, I was used to the extra expense and had a nice $5,000 savings account…

I’m trying to get pregnant right now; the thought that this might align with my third trimester is almost too much to handle.

Thank you so much for this!

When Justin Bieber was in St. Louis, I drove past the venue on my way home from work and saw 2, maybe 3 WBC protesters out front. The crowd didn’t seem to notice them at all and just walked by them. It’s weird that we’ve become desensitized to their gross signs (I remember the pure rage I felt the first time I saw…

You’re The Worst is incredible, especially season 2. The creator is a former OITNB and Weeds writer.

I mean, that giant bowl of cookie dough at the top of this post is all I’m going to think about for the rest of the day.

My husband and I have been to Snoqualmie/North Bend a couple times and found tons of locations: the diner, The Great Northern and the falls, the Sheriff Department, the high school, Ed’s house, the spot where Laura and Donna have a picnic, the Road House (and the Bookhouse which is a little shack behind the Road…

But what will I do during the 20 minutes that you pretend you’re not coming out for an encore? Talk to people? Gross.

I loved the last phone I had before my iPhone because I could connect to the Internet if I really needed to look up directions on Mapquest or something, but the screen was tiny and typing out every URL was enough of a pain in the ass that I didn’t want to check Facebook every 20 seconds. Best of both worlds!

My 2-year-old nephew is staying at that SAME RESORT RIGHT NOW, and the first news stories I saw did not say where the family is from. They slept through my first panicked phone calls and all I could do for an hour was picture that scene in my mind, featuring people I love. I’ve been crying all day thinking about what…

I recently had the horrible realization that I like Pillowtalk and was so ashamed. I feel better now.

This episode is what made me fall in love with Kelly. “I love my TV! It’s so big!” The whole tour of her room is the best.

I was almost as sad about Charlie as I was about Dookie on The Wire.

I’m late to the party (?) so this will probably get buried, but I wanted to note that the anti-vax movement seems to be syncing up with the evangelical pro-life movement, at least according the the Facebook profiles that I hate-read (from people at the church I grew up in). One girl’s son was recently diagnosed with…

I’ve had her exact haircut for about a year; this is literally the one time in life where my lewk is on point.

Online shopping. Buy multiple sizes, buy literally everything you want to try on, and return anything that doesn’t work. I did this with Gap, H&M, Old Navy and a couple smaller sites for skirts, and had a pretty decent wardrobe. I’m still wearing some of it just because I like it! (And because it’s comfy as hell.)