SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie

This sexism can be really damaging for men, too (beyond the crazy power trips that many of them get). My family went to a church like this. When my dad went legally blind from juvenile diabetes, my mom had to become the breadwinner. Because of the sexism that had been drilled into his head, the fact that he was

Edited because I just googled Phil Knight. Never mind!

All we’re missing here are the velvet chokers.

This is a bit how I acted while VERY high on Ambien during the break-up of a 4-year relationship. Totally fucking psycho, of course, but at least I had a sliver of an excuse.

I Facebook-stalk all the people from my old church just for stories like this.

I throw an annual grilled cheese party on my birthday, and buy all the cheese and booze myself. It’s a present for everybody!

Okay, I get it, but instead of more outraged tweets/thinkpieces/reviews about the 5th fictional rape on Game of Thrones*, can we please throw a little more attention, anger and activism toward the actual monsters in the real world who still do this shit and are truly fucking horrifying? That Boko Haram story went

I LOVED my BHLDN dress. I wasn’t prepared for the sizing (size 8 + big bust = size 14 at BHLDN) but out of the 3 short dresses they had in my size, I landed on an adorable polka-dot tulle number for just $300.

Yes! Thank you. This is exactly what I thought during that scene. And you can’t complain about how something doesn’t advance the plot when we haven’t yet seen how it will advance the plot.

If they had prom posters like this 35 years ago, I wouldn’t be here.

Someone either in front of or behind you must’ve asked for a side of tartar sauce, and they accidentally put it in your order. 4-piece boxes are one of the ways McDonald’s packages their sides. (I dip nuggets in Big Mac Sauce.)

IRL. We circled each other for 10 years without meeting... a class freshman year, the same circle of friends, the same parties, he lived in the same apartment complex as my best friend... and then we met at Twin Peaks Club. Damn fine cup of coffee, indeed.

There was a mashup of Head Like A Hole and Call Me Maybe. It was amazing.

I read three lines of this and thought, “Wait, did Bobby Finger write this?” And then I thought, “Good.”

I was seriously looking at an archeologist friend's Facebook pictures this morning and I thought, "Does he dig like this all the time? Does he have to travel? What does he actually DO?" So thank you for answering the burning questions I've had for four hours! This was so interesting!

I watched it through iTunes for both seasons. You have to wait until the next morning, though.

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I've loved Jussie ever since "On Our Own", a show I only remember because (a) it was set in St. Louis like me and (b) I have a fascination with huge Hollywood families. All the Smolletts are awesome.

You know what? Touche! You got me. That is so true and sad. Still, pet food companies aren't just mixing up corn and poison while laughing manically and wearing monocles. They are pet owners, too. Plus, millions of dogs eat Beneful. If there was something wrong with the food, it would be clear immediately like the

This statement has always confused me. If these companies are just in it for the money... wouldn't they care if their customers died? Wouldn't they want their customers to live as long as possible? Also, millions of dogs eat these brands of food. If there was something wrong, it would be obvious and result in

Very true; I am 19 weeks and my gut is just now looking like I spent all week eating pizza and french fries. Which, uh, I was.