Or, and this is crazy, when they say “medium or large”, you say....get this one... “no, small please”.

For the few people reading this site old enough to remember Seinfeld doing this exact bit like thirty years ago:

Do not, I repeat, do not let this person near a Starbucks.

You mean, one less Hummer wannabe on the road.

Road trip? He was just making sure he had enough fuel to get home from running errands.

It truly is a victimless crime.

One less Hummer on the road. Cool!

I am pre-emptively deleting my account by not signing up.

Where were you when I was writing my headline?

So would you say this has caused the franchise owners to go into full...meltdown?

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

He was also 14 when someone laced a joint with crack, getting him addicted. Not to mention he was diagnosed as bipolar. Not exactly an easy thing to overcome.

DMX and Prince Phillip were always so competitive. From rhymes to stage presence to funerary transportation.

The backlash against CRT is peak White Fragility. 

From the University of Arizona’s checklist:

To be fair, the Moon’s always been coded as female in most ancient religions.

I’m sure a lot of these nerds don’t realize this, but there’s a second part you need to make babies. 

Convertibles and chop-tops...nice!

More like a 3rd Belushi brother