Does anyone else want to see a 100 mph impact?

Well at least the bomber still gets his suicide part in.

As a linguistics student specializing in phonetics and studying Vietnamese, I feel like I have some authority on this. Vietnamese is a phonetic language, so it is written how it sounds. The Standard English pronunciation is very similar to "win" BUT Standard Vietnamese pronunciation is actually more like "ngwyen" with…

It's pronounced, "For fuck's sake, Tina.... we're at Applebees... they don't have whatever it's called.... no.... she doesn't have time to find out if any of the salad dressings are gluten free but you don't have celiac disease anyway.... order some goddamn jalapeno poppers and and a goddamn diet coke and let her get…

Why would I suck my own dick when your mom does it so well?

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

I worked for a company that sounds similar to yours. The really open workplan was great for the designers and tech types, they all pretty much loved it. Unfortunately, it was hell for those of us in admin and accounting- the tasks where you really need to be able to focus on your own work and get it done with the…

I agree Sean. I've been working in open workspaces for years and love them. Pair programming rules.

There was me thinking I was the only freak bucking the trend.

When the roll is backwards, the paper hangs down against the wall, probably 4 inches FURTHER away. To place that precious tissue any further away than necessary results in a possibly dangerous and definitely precarious lean, lifting the buttocks further off the seat and risking leakage or even tumbling to the…

Eeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhh! it's so shiny and smooth

^^That reminds me of a Benny Hill sketch. Benny is at a bar, walking past a row of men, making fun of each of them for different reasons. The last guy in the row is bald. Benny puts his hand on the guy's head and goes something like "ohh it's so soft....and smmoothhhh... like my wife's…

It means she has my vote.

I assume that was paraphrased and the whole sentence was '[Expletive] the [expletive] White House Correspondents’ Dinner in its crusty [expletive] with a syphilitic [expletive].'

Has the term "false flag" ever been used by anyone who wasn't a certifiable nut job?

"terrorists in a small boat"

It's amazing how well these computerized models can predict attendance.

Biggest hole in NYC since Donald Trump.

Cause.