See I only sat in the front, so I cannot confirm or deny your observation... but yeah that tablet needs to die!

It's not only that it looks cheap, it feels cheap as well. My friend just bought a new CLA and it has the exact same dash arrangement, if you try to use the touch screen and use too much force, the whole tablet (or whatever the hell you wanna call it) pivots back, like it's not secured properly.

Why did they feel the need to basically duck tape an iPad to the dash? It really looks cheap. Im not so much a fan of the swoopy design language they've got going on on the recent models either, the engine though will probably be amazing.

My problem with Sleeping Dogs has always been one of the minor criticisms of GTA, not enough people. Hong Kong is one of the world's MEGA CITIES. For Wei to be able to run and shoot round an area like Central or the markets is nigh impossible. Though then again this is a game and I'm asking for too much.

You know what?…

Puking gifs. Just all the puking gifs.

Oh wow, from the update page, they say that shotguns are working at too long a range. Those things are ineffective beyond 10 feet already! They plan to make their range even shorter. They already are barely outside of the melee dash range. You know what? Just reskin all shotguns as melee weapons. Make them all…

They really need to address the loot drop issue before they fix anything else. Right now the problem is that people aren't satisfied with the loot progression.

The first legendary I obtained was when I was level 24...and it was from the bloody Treasure Cave. Prior to that, none of the strikes, patrols, or daily events…

We had a good run. Thanks for everything, Mr. Cave.

... I fail to see the difference.

I'm sure I'll get mocked for this, but I shouldn't. I nominate the Audi Q7 for the S or RS treatment. Sure, it is never going to be a bleeding edge performance vehicle, but in standard trim, my 4.2FSI is a pretty bad rig and fast as hell. It is a bit of a barge, but if the Q5 gets the love, I see no reason why the…

These guys do a decent job of summing up the physics. It's Forza 5, but with slightly more of an arcade-y slant. Really, though, if you've already got an Xbox One, you ought to just give the demo a go.

There are clubs you can join and Jalopnik is JALP and we'll maybe find a way to give out something to people who do well, or something, maybe, in the future. Join Jalopnik!

You phrase the headline in the future tense, like it's as close as I'll ever be. That's a sucky thought.

Simmons' schitck is often really stupid, but he was absolutely and incontrovertibly correct in everything he said. ESPN suspending him for this makes them look like moral imbeciles.

I just think he's douchy because he is a Boston homer, and refuses to edit himself and trim the fat so I don't have to take 25 minutes out of my day to read a simple piece.

No he doesn't, you sound like the ignorant assshole. Media is supposed to be different than other professions, and no matter what you think of Simmons as a person, it is always right as a reporter to be honest rather than popular. If it turns out to be true, and eventually it will come out if it is, ESPN will look…

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.

See, this is why you buy a new car.

I dunno, the iPhone 6 looks like a knockoff of the HTC One M8.