You can't protect everyone from being offended. No matter what you post it will always offend at least one person.

The standard answer for this question is "sorcery" but that's not good enough for Jalopnik. Michael Zaite has the best answer.

Question #11, from me:

And a dual clutch trans. #inb4threepedalcrybabies

Atleast it was actually between the parking lines, was just a narrow street

It had to be a BMW, right?

The only travesty I see here is Vertical Video Syndrome.

better question

The thief didn't do too good either, when his father heard about it he wasn't impressed:

Everything is too much for the Peugeot 504.

This truck looks like it means business.

I absolutely agree that it's illegal. I just think it likely that many people out there wouldn't know/understand that administering a pill bought from a website that presents itself as legitimate is illegal. Should they know it's illegal - absolutely. Might they have an inkling that they ignore in their desperation -…

Since she said she didn't know it was illegal, I'm making the wild assumption that she didn't know it was illegal. My point was that I find it hard to believe that somebody with some form medical training didn't know that giving a random pill purchased on the internet to her daughter was illegal. I'm not judging her…

A 30 second google search took me to this site www.abortionpillrx.com and there's nothing to indicate that these are illegal to buy and use. The FAQ says:

This is what you do with your time? You just fritter it away?

Could you be any cruller?

You raised the bar and took the cake.

I know, the pun is kind of old fashioned. I bet your eyes just glazed over when you read it.

If you're a cop, you donut want to do something like this. You'll be hearing about it for your hole life.

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"