@E30fernando: I think you need a Turismo for this to work. That guy was trying it with a Bobcat.

Congratulations Sidney, you're the 200th girl to try and have sex with Tebow. I bet he's going to see your website and say "finally, she's the one."

Man, Percy just can't catch a break this preseason. Pun not intended.

If they don't want their car to be noticed they could paint it to look like a Chevy Cobalt.

The Bengals no longer have any tight ends.

By his expression in his picture, I'm guessing he didn't realize he was wearing a dick towel. Just a coincidence.

"...kind of a dick..."

It's a little like that Blades of Steel game for Nintendo where the loser of the fight has to sit out.

Did some drunk guy leave this car at a bar?

"Dudes in Chicago have to earn a hot chick ... in Minny they're falling out of trees and some ugly dudes have some big gloves."

@Sean Avery: According to Andrew, drafting this guy isn't a hard decision. It is a big one though.

@Sean Avery: If another team drafts this player first I bet Andrew will feel like he got shafted big time.

Looks like that class of recruits has some stiff competition.

I heard that Madden saw the pictures and denied "without a doubt" that they are of Favre's penis.

Too bad the car can't have e-mail and bacon at the same time. The user must decide which it'll be.

Just label it "Library" if you're paranoid. Chances are the thief isn't interested in checking out any books.

Favre didn't want to go to training camp, that's why he's making the decision now. He did the exact same thing last year.