Bring on that big asteroid strike ASAP!

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Seriously this is why everyone hates my generation...

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Even though I’m on the east coast and more than awake, I had to read her bib like 5 times before I realized it didn’t say BIOTCH.

Kelly, please don't take this the wrong way cause I like everything you write, but screw the Bible, is an Outlander recap on the way?

I am a Hoosier. A very very ashamed Hoosier.

Yuck. My mother was obsessing about my marriage prospects when I was about 6. Not good. Don't do this.