The fear of women is strong about this place it seems, I don't know if I will come back because wowie! The hate is pretty thick and rich, I bet it would taste good on pancakes.

Oh come on. What is up with y'all who don't read the articles?

Well, if you'd actually took the time to read (hate or otherwise) the article, you would have known that the dress in question was likely not "more than [your] monthly income," because the costume designer explains that the material only cost about $3.99 a yard. And he made a few versions of it as well.

Ok. New plan. I now have the dawning recognition that I have been hate-reading Jezebel for the past year or so. I don't know when this whole deal soured. Was it when you started targeting random troubled starlets to vilify? Was it when the no body-snarking ban ended? Was it when your started telling me who my…

This article may be correct, but this statement:

Guys who make jokes about vaginal odor really need to realize how nasty guy parts can smell. Midday most guy's crotches are stank factories.

This kind of reminds me of the idea that a girl should swallow if you really loves the guy. Certainly there is a happy medium between shame and asking people to adore your odor?

Not to defend the practice by any means, but that was an awfully simplistic characterization of FGM. It's pretty easy to sit here in the western world and gasp and shake our heads over cultural practices like that, but let's, at the very least, be a little more thoughtful and nuanced about it, yes?

Errr. It's a story about how to use your wily brains to trick an old bigot into giving you wads o' cash. The transition part is partially the fun -

And if they could stop 'pinning' the back of the clothes so it "fits" (WRONG) better, that'd be great, too.

$130 million is not worth the scorn you receive for telling a joke on Jezebel. Watch:

I watched the response last night. If I remember correctly, she stated they found out he had Downs 3 days after he was born. They never had to go through the decision of whether or not to abort because they didn't know.

Wait, so she's already married? He's not just trying to shut the barn door at this point, he's trying to shut the barn door after the horse has run off and won the Kentucky Derby.

She's a class act. I'd be like "OK, I'll marry a guy" and then settle down in my new, luxurious life with my lovely husband, Zachary Quinto.

Damn... you can make good money letting people watch you eat, you can make good money writing short story monster erotica... why do fake jobs pay so much better than real ones and why can't I think of a new fake job angle to muscle in on?

Someone can watch me watch the game of thrones while I drink blue moons for the price of said blue moons. I'm no hustler.

Seems to be a little known fact, but sauteing some onions and garlic and then scrambling it with eggs is the way to go, jack.

Is this the One Weird Trick?!

But people do talk like that to each other.