Explain how starting a website to invent names for aborted fetuses is or leads to intelligent discourse and I might consider that it's bad to troll this shit. Forced-birthers are trolls. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them and there the ones who come up with this bullshit, who come up with billboards that declare…

Trade me right fucking now!

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know, and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

i will not let murdering tweens take slenderman away from me.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

Hey KHOU, get your own reporter instead of just running AP stories.

Two different four-year-old sons? If only AD's father had hit him in the scrotum with a switch.

All Day.

You sir, take life too seriously.

I could be recalling this incorrectly, but I thought I remembered a tweet at some point in the past (not last night) where the person referred to themselves as a guy. I assumed it was the same person, though you're right, it may not be!

I saw it go down as well, and felt really bad for the person, even though it was a mistake that could have very easily been avoided. They really went out of their way to apologize to literally everyone who tweeted about it (including comedians who continued to take the piss outta this person).

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one." Kinda funny.

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

Well, now you're never going to have to worry about him moving.

hmm... olive garden is 10 AND 44