More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

Mark Ruffalo needs a fucking haircut.

She might be able to play first base, but god forbid she ever gets there.

If catching the rich kid pot smokers isn't important, why is catching the poor ones?

"Hi, my name is Camel toe, and I'm here to teach you how to camel toe" is all I got from this.

Nothing like some "related posts" to spice the middle of a three sentence article, eh?

Yeah, but then you went and countered with a gif featuring a sad, sorry little woman.

I thought it was Ewan MacGregor and Ed Helms, too!

This ride will take you forward not backwards, upwards not forwards, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Introducing the Dallas Star-bucks

This reminds me a movie but I can't remember. And there's a song went "I'm ok" or something like that.

It was her own fault. She could have kept right on going through itm but she jerked the wheel to the right and directly into another car. Brilliant driving.

nope. Jersey counts

What am I missing here? He without a doubt tried to sell it, but his uniform near his foot sure looks like it moves when the ball passes it. How is it not a hit by pitch?

Great story!

I remember the first time I met Bob Goatse. What a gaping a-hole he was.

He wasn't released. He escaped goat.